Uwe Boll the king of tasteless movies, the king of crapness is up to his old tricks again with two craptastic movies. First up is BLUBBERELLA a obese American female superhero who simply kicks Nazi ass,Lindsay Hollister is playing our superhero and when the news of this movie came out it was believed this was just a hoax but the trailer is here so maybe not, but whos man (or woman) enough to go and see it?
Second up is BLOODRAYNE: THIRD REICH and Ill give king crap at least he's tried some effort in this one and actually base the movie closely on the actual story but its still bad! This time she up against vampire nazis!!!
bo selecta i tell thee!!!
trailers and Bloodrayne synopsis after the break....
BLOODRAYNE:
It's 1943 and the German army has spread its black tentacles across the European continent, mercilessly cutting a swath of destruction and carnage.
The Commandant's soldiers, led by his trusted Lieutenant (Steffen Mennekes), tighten their iron grip on a small eastern town and facilitate the movement of transport trains to the nearby death camps. Meanwhile, a psychotic Doctor (Clint Howard) performs grisly experiments on people in the camps - and has a strange affinity for cutting open vampires, when he can get his hands on one.
And where there are vampires, there's Rayne!
Now Rayne faces her greatest foe, a growing army of undead soldiers led by the Commandant. She and the Resistance must defeat the Commandant and his vampire troops before they manage to get back to Berlin, where they intend to make Hitler immortal.
BLUBBARELLA:
An action comedy centered on an overweight woman whose footsteps cause explosions and whose dual swords are used against anyone who makes fun of her.
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