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DIGIMON: DIGITAL MONSTERS: SEASON TWO. (2000-2001) LABEL: MANGA UK. DIRECTED BY HIROYUKI KADUDŌ. REVIEW BY SANDRA HARRIS. ©

For those among you who are scratching your heads in puzzlement right about now and mumbling: 'What the bloody hell is a Digimon?,' fear not, all will be revealed in good time. Is now a good time for you? It is? Grand. Sure, we'll explain it all now, so, if you're absolutely certain it's a good time...? Yeah, right, let's cut to the explanation...!

As far as I can make out (yes, I too am a Digital Virgin, just like some of you...!), the whole DIGIMON thing is a giant Japanese media franchise, a lot like the POKEMON one, that includes virtual pet toys, anime, manga, films and a trading card game. Just like POKEMON, snigger, but I sure as shit ain't saying that no-one copied nobody nohow, and you can quote me on that, haha.

THE TEMPTATION GAME: A SHORT FILM. DIRECTED BY CHARLINE ODIOT. WRITTEN BY CHARLINE ODIOT AND MICHAEL SIBAY.

STARRING ROSS CRAIN AND JESSICA GRAHAM.

Ooooh-er, Missus. What a saucy little film, with boobies and pubes and butts in it and everything. All female, luckily for you male viewers. As a lady viewer myself, I was well annoyed that the guy in the film kept his towel on for the entire time. Talk about frustrating.

There's no sexual equality in the movie business. You can see everything about a woman on-screen including the place where the sperm meets the egg for drinks and nibbles and a nice bit of how's-your-father, but film-makers are still precious when it comes to showing penises. Or should that be penii...? Snigger. That sounds funny.